asshammer

The act of farting in your partners mouth while you are receiving a rim job....AsShAmMeR

she was eating my ass and I gave her an asshammer, right in her mouth haha

by Daddi knows July 4, 2014

AssJacker

One who jacks her ass off by slapping it with a dildo

"did you see Becky?"
"Yeah she's such and AssJacker"

by TrumpsUglyMemes May 14, 2016

Asscamper

An asscamper is a fag that leaves his penis in an ass for so long after ejaculating the semon and anal juices (shit) dry and form a crusty bond that can keep the penis stuck for hours and smell up the whole fucking house. An ass camper can also be known as a sticky brown eyed pedro.

Look at all the asscampers in this town blocking all the exit lanes and stinking up all our newly donated george micheal pay stalls in the mens shitter! If they get stuck up in there to much longer they will be legal squatters and we will never make any money off all the autographed wham wet wipe despensers we bought last week.

by Sycowordkiller February 9, 2017

Assjabber

It's another derogatory term for a gay man

Some Dickwad: Hey! Since when do assjabbers like you come into bars

by SomeWeirdWhiteGirl August 14, 2017

Asshammed

A form of torture in the Middle East where a caught liar has a ham stuffed up their anus and stretch.

Did you hear about Amir? He got totally Asshammed for lying!

by macattack14 February 4, 2021

assjacker

1) a douchebag.
2) someone who is only comfortable or determined of fucking someone in the ass (not literally)

“ god! you’re such a assjacker! “
“ i can only be an assjacker when it comes to pranking. “

by ok bolomer June 3, 2021