assisistic

pertaining to and or being an ass

I was acting very assisistic

by valenzuela simmons September 23, 2008

assitose

to desribe the gayness of Ashley Meige and Neoma Ross

That wigger kid is muy assitose

by jennifer garrison January 29, 2005

assition

When you're in the position behind a girl with an amazing ass.

Guy 1 on cellphone- "Dude, this is a great assition."
"I wish I was there man." -Guy 2 on cellphone

by Dr. Ass September 28, 2013

assitional

assitional: (as • si′• tion • alˊ) Contemporary Am. Eng.; adj.
1. to change seating placement or sitting position; 2. to adjust a seat so one may sit one’s ass down properly

1. Examples: She made a small assitional movement to better conceal her tattoo from public view.; His bum felt much more comfortable after his assitional maneuver.; 2. Example: He gave the chair an assitional turn so his fat buttocks could fit in it more easily.

by B'Doggy-O May 9, 2014

asstisim

The cross between autism and aspburgers syndrome resulting in a horrific combination of the biggest asshole you have ever met who fucking knows it all and can see the future. They are bipolar laughing while they grossly insult you and then expect you to thank them for the advice they have graciously gave you while kissing their feet.

Did you put on the sun block? Yes honey I did. Are you sure you put on the sunblock?? Yes honey . What spf did you use? 30 honey. Are you sure it was 30 and not 15? Yes honey it was 30. Are you positive?? Yes honey I’m sure. Three hours later I told you you would be fucking sunburned? Well no shit I was in the sun you so have asstisim !!!!

by Amari lunterhausen July 1, 2018

Assilism

the rejection of all assignments, in the belief that life is meaningless.

PHILOSOPHY
the belief that nothing in the world has a real existence, so why do assignments?

I am ditching all my assignments because I believe in assilism

by forgottenYogi March 10, 2022

ausitism

a person named austin who is autistic

all autistic austin’s are ausitism
austin: i’m autistic guys
his friends: ur an ausitism

by retardednibba69 March 11, 2024