Astrology Sign Girl

That one blonde biotch that always says everything is because of her astrology like shut up Becca no one fucking cares.

Becca:
*Wrecks Car*

Officer: Would you mind stating what happend her

Becca:*crying* My astrology sign made me do it

Officer:*pulling out gun* I've had to much of this bullshit I'm done with life

News Anchor: local astrology sign girl makes over 1000 officers kill themselves in just one day breaking the original record by the hot cheeto girl by 13 officers.

by shickhydrocutme September 28, 2020

Assholocene

The current period of human history in which people in power tend to be assholes.

Guido: Why is democracy failing, inequality increasing, and the environment degrading?
Rocco: Because we're in the Assholocene!

by Sexxie Rexxie June 25, 2023

Fecal Astrology

Fecal Astrology is the scientific process of determining your horoscope by reading your morning bowel movement.

Her knowledge of fecal astrology gave Alexis an ominous feeling when she saw corn in her stool.

by Alexisycho January 12, 2012

astrology

When people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely vague and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will make money" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with astronomy, the badass science of the universe.

1- "Okay, here's your horoscope. You will get a raise at the end of the year. Wow! Look! Astrology signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!"

2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 15, 2010

Astrology Girl

A person (can be of nondescript gender) who takes astrology, tarot, and other modern-day forms of eclectic mysticism extremely seriously, often rejecting some forms of science. They believe the ideologies in which they partake to be fact.

Girl 1: Are you gonna ask her to join our group science project?
Girl 2: No way, she's an astrology girl.

by harkerpants April 22, 2022

assholry

The act of being an asshole. Anything associated with an asshole.

Cory's blatant assholry was pissing his hard working friend off while he was trying to do his research paper. He wouldn't stop asking him annoying questions, and trying to pressure him into doing stuff he didn't want to do.

by Vive Cuervo April 8, 2006

assholocity

adj., a degree to which a person is an asshole, or in some cases, a douche.

Man, your assholocity is off the charts, you sack of asshole!

by The Poison Sword May 25, 2006