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Fecal Astrology
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Fecal
Astrology
is the scientific process of determining your horoscope by
reading
your
morning
bowel movement.
Her
knowledge
of fecal
astrology
gave
Alexis
an ominous feeling when she saw corn in her stool.
Fecal Astrology
by
Alexisycho
January 12, 2012
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