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Fecal Astrology
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Fecal
Astrology
is the scientific process of determining your horoscope by
reading
your
morning
bowel movement.
Her knowledge of fecal
astrology
gave Alexis an ominous feeling when she saw
corn
in her
stool
.
Fecal Astrology
by
Alexisycho
January 12, 2012
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