Assfleck

Ben Affleck, the supposed to be groom of Jennifer Lopez aka. J-Ho.

He won a oscar for a sceenplay and for a time was to marry Gwenyth Paltrow(A much better woman)

J-Ho is going to suck as Assfleck dry

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

assflax

when your shit is stringy kinda and is able to weave into things such as string, rope, thread, etc.

Joe: whats that long trail of stringy stuff hangin out of your ass?
Bill: aww man i totally assflaxxed

by gumball323 July 15, 2010

assleaf

random particles of feces that have accumulated on anal hair around the sphincter hole and then flaked off only to be deposited in ones under garments.

I have to mow this long assleaf covered lawn

by Sour Lemon November 18, 2010

assflake

macho men, mostly in military, who use their big "hot bods" of muscles to get ladies, but they actually have no intellect whatsoever and can barley breathe without reminders.

That guy I just met at LA Fitness seems like a total assflake

by HeartTheArt1127 June 17, 2009

assleach

A person who loves to suck ass.

Elvis was an assleach. He just loved the taste and couldn't get enough.

by Turtledude October 19, 2008

assflex

When your jeans are so tight, it makes it look like you are making your ass flex. Most commonly happens when you are wearing skinny jeans.

Person 1: Oops I dropped something.
(Bends over to pick it up.)
Person 2: Nasty! What are you trying to do an assflex?
Person 1: No!

by googoogoodolls January 7, 2011

assflare

when methane gas exits the rectum and is ignited by a tool.

bobby lit a fart in the backseat of ricky's car and singed two girls hair. hey if you want to see an assflare closeup you've got to make sacrifices.

by 1bigreg December 1, 2011