Assberg

(n.) when (either on purpose or accident) one poops on top of toilet paper in the toilet. The toilet paper hoists the poop above the surface of the water causing an exponentially greater stink. This technique is often used as a prank by not flushing the fecal matter minutes prior to leaving a friends residence.

Andy folded the toilet paper and placed it in the toilet prior to pooping with the sole intention of floating an assberg. He then left Kelly's apartment without flushing knowing full well that Kelly's new girlfriend would be over soon. The smell would not be beneficial to Kelly's game.

by 80crows May 8, 2011

Assperger's

An unusual obsession with buttocks, and especially a tendency to visually fixate upon buttocks when out in public, or in other social situations.

"That's the 15th woman today you've stared at too long because she had a nice can, Josh! You're more than just an assman, you've got Assperger's!"

by palabrajot August 19, 2011

Assberg

Adjective and noun used to describe assh*le behaviour, the apparent behaviour being only 10% of what an assberg is actually capable of.

Exclamation: "Wow! What an assh*ole!"

Reply: "Yes, but that's just the tip of the assberg."

by tomzilla saulzilla March 27, 2009

assbergman

A person who blames celebrities like legendary-actress Ingrid Bergman for encouraging and urging parents to vaccinate their children against the deadly illness Measles on a 1975 commercial from UNICEF which celebrities like Jenny McCarthy and medical scientists in the United Kingdom blame for children inheriting mental-disabilties such as Autism (ASD), Scoliosis, or even Mental-Retardation, etc:. It's become popular in 2015 and has't been since Bergman's death in 1982.

That fucking cunt Jenny McCarthy calls ALL parents assbergmans for vaccinating their kids against Measles who have Autism.

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 February 12, 2015

asslergic

The allergic reaction of one's ass to a particular substance or person

Tom is denomstrating a asslergic reaction to shannon

by Tomx2 September 24, 2016

assbergurs

Getting called Assbergurs is a another way to describe a funny but inconveniently churlish person. Assbergurs also refers to someone who is not churlish and also a really nice guy who cracks sometimes messed up jokes, but no one catches them because they are misleading. Assbergurs has a final rare meaning only possessed by one person, the creator of this word. This meaning entitles a mush demeanor and a undesirable urge to make people smile and be friends with anyone he/she finds funny or chill.

Bad meaning - “hey, stfu you Assbergur boy!”

Medium meaning - “Assbergur Just told a really funny joke!!”

Good meaning - “ASSBERGURS IVE BEEN DYING TO SEE YOU!!”

These meanings have not been confirmed but have been used before to describe people, don’t take my word for it but it’s true™.

by NinjaChubDub June 17, 2018

Assperger Syndrome

A disorder characterized by people who use their real or imagined asperger's diagnosis as an excuse to act like an asshole.

Elon Musk suffers from Assperger Syndrome.

by John the Felon May 9, 2023