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While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
While having anal sex with your partner you urinate into their ass, then plug their asshole with a rag and light it on fire
Its a Molotov cocktail except the container is a persons anus and the fluid is urine, hence asseltov cocktail
by coyote123 September 1, 2011
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Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.
Some survive an assectomy by joining AA Assholes Anonymous and participating in a 12-step program to reform their lives. Others just go on to another institution, employer or personal relationship to repeat the cycle in an endless loop of assholiness.
When Bill was dumped by Karen, he went through a brief period of remorse following the assectomy but did not continue his 12-step Assholes Anonymous group and went on to inflict his assholiness on yet another sad but unknowing victim.
by Marthakay November 9, 2008
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If you are assertive,you speak and behave in a confident way and direct way, so that people pay attention to you
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To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.
To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.
I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.
Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.
Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.
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