Asscapper 3000

A tiny pistol placed in ones asshole as a self protection purcaution.

To use the Asscapper 3000

1. Pull pants down

2. Assume crab position

3. Clap ass cheeks to fire

Haley survived being mugged thanks to the Asscapper 3000

by Spoodz February 6, 2020

asstoper

An asstoper is the action of having a buttplug for weeks and take it of in your partners face

My wife had to take 3 showers because of the asstoper I gave her

by childpornlover October 28, 2020

Asshopper

A person who is like a grass hopper, but worse. Running around slapping peoples asses. Also something Foox said.

"I am an asshopper." Said the wild bitch.

by oaekl September 9, 2021

asscunter

Straight up bitch that is an asshole and a cunt

Female Bully: Men are bad, they are fucked with your prostitute.
Me: What the fuck do you mean?
Female Bully: Oh, fuck off you dickhole!
Me: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, YOU ARE AN ASSCUNTER! HEAR ME? YOU ARE AN ASSCUNTER! PERIOD!

by THATBASTARDGARY1234 July 3, 2024