Abseiling

The male act of masturbating your pork sword whilst slyly fingering your own bum hole. Its has an uncanny resemblance to the mountaineering activity of abseiling.

fellow 1: Dad?!!?? what are you doing?
fellow 2: Son, Im abseiling.
fellow 1: I can see that. but why in my room??

by DuncanH June 25, 2009

abseiling

the act of self abuse whilst simultaneously inserting a dildo in your arse thus recreating the motion of a climber descending a cliff

Jim was speechless when he came into the office to find Ronald abseiling on his desk

by marcus and gaz August 20, 2003

absailing

To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff

The village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that Mrs Stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the Vicar absailing in an upright stoop

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

visually assaulting

(1)Something or someone so unattractive, or unsightly that seeing it actually causes harm to the viewers sight.

(2)Visually overpowering in a positive or negative way.

(1) Her leggings worn as pants, caused her outfit to be visually assaulting.

by kyredhead October 4, 2009

Wassailing

The act of being a professional childhood alcoholic, traveling door-to-door in search of the next fix, targeting wealthy neighbors. Common tactics include gaslighting, guilt tripping and other manipulative tactics.

**See original lyrics for further reference.

Kid: Hey bro I’m sober and hating it. Wanna go Wassailing after school and get shitfaced?

Friend: Duh.

by Dr. Brostein December 20, 2022

assdiving

Moving fast down snowy slope on your ass. Way of freetime activity/sport especially in Czech and Slovak republic. Important is hard or icy snow crust for fluent movement and joy from ride. Official assdiving community exist only in Czech republic. No sexual meaning.

That guy/girl is assdiver. She likes assdiving. That was a good assdive! (ride down the snowy hill)

by the assdiver February 28, 2012

Assailance

the act of an assailant, or assassin. To Kill, Murder.

i went into the room and an assailance took place.

by Matt December 16, 2004