Dumb-Assbergers

Someone who acts like they have Asberger's syndrome (i.e., socially inept) but is not so smart.

Their kid is totally weird but he takes the short bus to school...he must have Dumb-assbergers.

by eddddddddddddddddd December 23, 2008

Asber

Best human being on earth. Sexy, straight and lovable. 22 years old and happy.

“Asber is so hot”

by Asber is goat October 15, 2020

Asberger's

exhibiting a severe inability to function like a normal human being, akwardness in social interactions, and restricted, stereotyped patterns of behavior and interests. Normally associated with physical awkwardness

person 1: why did he keep trying to answer all those questions in class without ever knowing any of the answers? it's like he thinks he's the only one in the class.

person 2: see, i told you he had asberger's

by 2cool4lawschool December 17, 2008

Assberg

(n.) when (either on purpose or accident) one poops on top of toilet paper in the toilet. The toilet paper hoists the poop above the surface of the water causing an exponentially greater stink. This technique is often used as a prank by not flushing the fecal matter minutes prior to leaving a friends residence.

Andy folded the toilet paper and placed it in the toilet prior to pooping with the sole intention of floating an assberg. He then left Kelly's apartment without flushing knowing full well that Kelly's new girlfriend would be over soon. The smell would not be beneficial to Kelly's game.

by 80crows May 8, 2011

asber

HOT sexy and lovable. Good at everything and everyone loves him. (also better than brother aj)

“Asber is hot”

by Asber is goat October 15, 2020

Assberg

Adjective and noun used to describe assh*le behaviour, the apparent behaviour being only 10% of what an assberg is actually capable of.

Exclamation: "Wow! What an assh*ole!"

Reply: "Yes, but that's just the tip of the assberg."

by tomzilla saulzilla March 27, 2009

assbergman

A person who blames celebrities like legendary-actress Ingrid Bergman for encouraging and urging parents to vaccinate their children against the deadly illness Measles on a 1975 commercial from UNICEF which celebrities like Jenny McCarthy and medical scientists in the United Kingdom blame for children inheriting mental-disabilties such as Autism (ASD), Scoliosis, or even Mental-Retardation, etc:. It's become popular in 2015 and has't been since Bergman's death in 1982.

That fucking cunt Jenny McCarthy calls ALL parents assbergmans for vaccinating their kids against Measles who have Autism.

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 February 12, 2015