Athlete's Smut

The trashy/fungus-infested women that surround athletes. The females are no more attractive than the fungus causing athlete's foot, and they seem to plague athletes like an actual infestation.

Jon: Hey Rob, why are all those hoes hanging out with that quarterback?
Rob: He's got Athlete's Smut. See how they cling to him like fungus? I bet that blonde has a yeast infection.
Jon: Gross. It's passover, too.

by youknowilkeribs June 20, 2011

Athlete's Pack

Well defined abdominal muscles gained from playing intense sports. Often appears as a five pack.

Dayummmm did you see his Athlete's Pack!! Mhhh I would tap that!!

by Dr. John Cannon June 19, 2014

Ashlee

Ashlee is the best girl you'll ever meet.she loves others way more then herself. When your on her good side she'll do anything to make you happy. She's smart and encourages everyone around her to have goals in their life. She knows what she wants and she won't stop till she gets it. She always very fun. You'll never have a dull moment with her. She's so weird but in that good type of way that makes you just want to know more about her. Ashlee is also very pretty although she doesn't see it. People often take her for granted not realizing everything she offers. She's the type of girl a guy gets when he's too young , screws up and realizes later what A terrible mistake he made by leaving her .Once you had ashlee there's nothing better

see that girl ?

Yea that's ashlee

by mami1208 December 21, 2013

Ashlee

Ashore a wonderful and amazing human being. She will be there when you need her and when you don't need here she won't just disappear she will sit with you through rain,snow,sleet,hail,amd sunshine. She is the one person you can depend on for anything and everything. She always gives and probably doesn't know the definition of get. She is everything you need in a friend. She is beautiful inside and out. Boys if you get her as a girl friend. Don't lose her.

Lilly: Omg Becky did you hear about the new girl Ashlee
George: Yeah I heared she is SO nice

by Layla and friends ❤💘💖🔥🔥 December 10, 2018

Out-Athlete

Verb.

Using athletic genetics to overcome athletic and academic problems in life.

My teacher gave me a ten page paper to write by Monday, but ill just wait till Sunday night and out-athlete it.

by ©AustinValentine©AnthonyClark February 10, 2012

ashley schaeffer

This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.

It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.

The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 23, 2009

Ashley

The name of the girl that WILL forever change your life. Ashley is the most beautiful, adorable, pretty woman in this world, She is smart, funny, silly and a bit of a clutz. Once you meet an Ashley you won't be able to take the name out of your head, everything will be ASHLEY. An Ashley will always be by your side, shes caring, loving and kind.. and can also be stubborn for good reasons. Ashley is an amazing girlfriend and she'll never let you down, she'll give you every reason to fight for everything you believe in. If you ever happend to be with an Ashley... DON'T EVER LET GO!! She'll be the main core of your life... FOREVER.

Ashley, FOREVER

by Cloudorkable April 9, 2015