Arthritisexual

Attracted only to people that have arthritis.

Johnny spends his Friday nights at the pharmacy because he is an arthritisexual.

by Martin Luther king jr jr March 11, 2022

Rheumatard arthritis

A mental side effect branched from rheumatoid arthritis that causes mental blocks on top of rheumatoid symptoms. Those with Rheumatard arthritis can suffer from mental judgement impairments, sudden use of poor grammar, and "brain farts".

My mom forgot to take her medication yesterday and her Rheumatard arthritis acted up; she thought her hemorrhoid cream was her toothpaste.

by J9 Bug April 1, 2011

bad arthritis

Bad arthritis means big boobs. When one says bad arthritis they should have there hands in an boob grabbing motion, giving the appearance of having sore hands.

Damn did you see that girl back there? She had some bad arthritis!

by anonymous November 10, 2017

Vaginal arthritis

Arthritis of the vagina due to lack of bone

Man that chick hasn't had a bone in her for so long she must suffer from vaginal arthritis

by Staeni January 24, 2011

Arthritis

whatever your grandma has

Grannys got arthritis

by heeeelllo May 24, 2021

Arturito

The diminutive of Arturo. Also the Spanish name for R2D2- as its pronounced almost the same.

I use be Arturito growing up but now people just call me Art the Fart.

by PabloNavaja February 19, 2010

hemmorhoid arthritis

This is a real pain in the ass!

Oh shit,hemmorhoid arthritis,ouch,my ass hurts just thinking about it.

by johnny and plank October 10, 2005