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The Big Aristotle

Shaquille O'Neill scored a double double against the Knicks, and then got all philosophical with the reporters in the post game interview. He's the Big Aristotle, yo!
by dberto April 3, 2009
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aristotle tax

A cost paid by childless people that subsidises the children of others.
Lacie: So, we had 8 adult meals and my 4 kids’ meals so...let’s split the bill 8 ways.
Childless people: Looks like we got fucked on the Aristotle tax again
by Juddles October 7, 2018
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aristobrat

A combination of two words: "aristocrat" and "brat", meaning a
spoilt aristocrat, a wealthy and stubborn person. Derogatory.

First mentioned in the film "Hitch".
Bud 1: Jon stole the Ferrari of his father and cross every trafic red light in the way to school.
Bud 2: He's a fucking aristobrat!
by etzelet November 3, 2011
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jennifer aniston

Someone who plays the same character in every movie.
Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show...whats up with that
by best definitions ever July 30, 2006
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jennifer aniston

Over-rated "actress" who gained notoriety playing Rachel on the hugely successful sitcom Friends. She continues her career on the silver screen, playing essentially that same Rachel character in every movie she does. Also known for her permanently erect nipples, and for never wearing a bra.
"hey look it's Friends but on the big screen.......no, no, ....it's a jennifer aniston movie"
by Mike curleson June 11, 2006
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Jennifer Aniston

An actress of only average skill who is highly overrated for her looks and hair. She is indeed nothing spectacular. Her nose is strange, her jaw too jutting, and her eyes a bit beady.
Maxwell: WOW, Jennifer Aniston is hot.
Matt: No. She really isn't.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you're supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she's hot and so you do. Why can't you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh
by Matthias Mashburn May 13, 2005
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anarcho-aristocrat

One that opposes the prevailing status quo and the decline of modern society. Similar to Friedrich Nietzsche's concept of übermensch, it is able to give itself authority based on a higher transcendental inner law.

It is against the Modern State and the Bourgeois Liberal State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
The anarcho-aristocrat is truly a superior metaphysical type of man, heroic, intellectual and, above all, spiritually noble.
by tradical September 7, 2022
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