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applejuice

I took an apple, and made juice.
mmm. applejuice. urban.
by joshua14,000,000 December 30, 2007
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apoplectic

Getting angry and frustrated to the point you lose all senses and be nothing but angry and frustrated.

You get super horny and you watch porn video but the internet disconnects, while you begin to fap furiously to stave off depression, sending you into apoplectic rage
they banned me again for not following their petty rules. They triggered my fucking apoplectic rage and i ain't gonna chill down until i fucking destroy 4chan with my super hacker online friends
by Don'tCorrectMe August 5, 2018
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Toaster Apprentice

(Abbr. TA).
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."
"Don't let Don work on that new router, he's a TA".
by Uncle Wienie February 18, 2004
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Apprentice

A young person who is learning a trade or proffesion by working alongside an expert, usually for a set period of time at low wages.
The apprentice learns from a master or misstress.
by Jafje May 25, 2007
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Devils apprentice

A sexual act involving five dudes and one girl. The girl is the devil apprentice and takes one in each hole and one in each hand.
Bro1: dude did you hear Stephany became the devils apprentice last night
Bro2: yea bro thats wicked
by Buttlover68 January 8, 2021
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applastic

The extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from.

Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard.
A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.

Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.

Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.
iTard: OOOO look at that new fad! its crap.
Normal person: No it's not, it's functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose.
iTard: THIS one is better its the new i-<insert name here> waffle waffle....
Normal person: But its covered in applastic <feels sick>

Steve Jobs: WHEN WILL THE NEW APPLASTIC BE READY!!
AppleZombie: sooooooon, sir..... braaaaaiiiiinsss....
Steve Jobs: Excellent! Now I will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, iTards and dumbasses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense EVEN MORE!!
by Corneliusthecunning May 19, 2009
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Apprentice

A BTEC way of life. Don't bother with doing an apprenticeship if you have a brain
Ah an apprentice is really just a BTEC way of life
by FrankyWanky February 10, 2021
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