Applebees

A culinary abomination. Despised by anyone with a good sense of food. Poor quality food, poor service (usually managements fault), and full of MSG and all sorts of chemicals. (look up the history, they were started by a CHEMICAL company) Still happens to be a goldmine... I guess idiots have to eat somewhere...

Any Applebees in the country

by Henrok September 21, 2009

Taking Grandma to Applebees

When a Grandma and or "Gilf" in your Neighborhood goes down on 3 or more neighbors within a one block radius. She would be "Eating good in the Neighborhood".

Three of my neighbors are "Taking Grandma to Applebees". She sure is "eating good in the neighborhood".

by lvjb November 11, 2010

applecest

Incestous shippings (made usually by bronies or "cloppers") involving ponies from the Apple Family from My little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Examples of applecest:

Big Mac x Applejack

Braeburn x Applejack

Braeburn x Big Mac

by yourFACE July 22, 2012

AppleBeesing

When someone makes it very obvious that they are adjusting their junk in front of company or a public place (Like my dad did at Applebees)

OMG Becky, He was Applebeesing right in front of my parents!

by The Applebeezer September 27, 2020

Appleliest

A word used to describe anything perceived so much like an apple.

C: For lunch I had applesauce, apple juice, & apple pie. The appleliest meal, wouldn’t you agree?

D: Yeah, applesauce kiwi is where it’s at

Applesauce is the appleliest out of all apple made food & drinks. Why? You’re presented with a wide variety of of flavor combinations. The versatility is immaculate when it comes to applesauce.

by ceegulsarecool January 29, 2021

Applebees Date Rape Creepy

This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.

Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....

The slang application of this term is “Alvined”

“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”

“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’

by HumansInventedTwerkingBRUH June 9, 2021

Blitzed at Applebees

Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.

“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”

by MHlovr March 9, 2022