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Appletize

Process of which one converts most or all electronics in house to be/sync to each other.

Buying/obsessed with all apple products.
Adam - Why did you just get an Apple TV, ipad, iphone and an apple computer?

Dan - Dude if you havent Appletize your house you are missing out on being able to link everything together.
by DC Zen October 31, 2012
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Johnny Appleseed

1. A sex act in which a man uses his thumbs to pack his testicles into an ass hole -- similarly to how one would pack a seed into the earth vis-à-vis the folk myth of Johnny Appleseed.

2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.
Richard Gere wouldn't have made such a name for himself if Pauly Shore had given him a Johnny Appleseed instead of that poor gerbil.
by Balki Bartokomouth September 6, 2013
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Johnny Appleseeds

A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.
J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.
by Sean Cookson August 24, 2007
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applied tech highschool

One of the newest Bergen tech schools and supposed to be the best but since it’s only opened for three years not many people know about it so anyone who applied got in meaning everyone who goes there is retarded. The school offers free college credits and courses but the kids there are too dumb to even care and fail all their classes. As of right now the school is all engineering but half the people there don’t even know the difference between a Flat head and a Phillips head screwdriver.
You go to applied tech highschool? You must be sped.
by Gnejsje wodnekskckw. December 3, 2017
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appleified

the process of transforming someone to using apple products from using various other brands.
Sam was appleified from zune to apple.
by appleipod123 April 4, 2010
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Johnny Appleweed

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?
by gnostic3 August 3, 2020
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applied

something that has been done; pas-tense
"I have done (applied) what I have been taught to do"

"Did you follow the recipe this tastes great?"... Yes I did (applied) it.
by G3nrg October 25, 2014
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