applehead

(boontling) a girlfriend

Applehead harps my ling.

by Frank Booth January 2, 2005

Johnny Appleseed

1. A sex act in which a man uses his thumbs to pack his testicles into an ass hole -- similarly to how one would pack a seed into the earth vis-à-vis the folk myth of Johnny Appleseed.

2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.

Richard Gere wouldn't have made such a name for himself if Pauly Shore had given him a Johnny Appleseed instead of that poor gerbil.

by Balki Bartokomouth September 6, 2013

Johnny Appleseeds

A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.

J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.

by Sean Cookson August 24, 2007

applehead

when you have an apple in stead of an head, thats called an applehead!!!

go away with your stupid applehead, or i'm calling the monkeys!

by Dniworrom May 15, 2008

Applefridge

When your parents do all the shopping and all your food is healthy.

Katy: hey do you want to come over for some afternoon tea?

Lily: Nah you only got that applefridge

by Darude-wankstorm July 23, 2016

Applehead

Somebody that is easily fooled, tricked, or deceived.

Man, Josh is such an applehead

by Fusedrandomhero November 7, 2019

Johnny Appleweed

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?

by gnostic3 August 3, 2020