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by child hood obesity August 20, 2019
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1. suffered the trauma of being legally and physically separated from his/her original parents.
2. learned to live with strangers who became his/her new family.
1. suffered the trauma of being legally and physically separated from his/her original parents.
2. learned to live with strangers who became his/her new family.
by gizmo+2 January 16, 2014
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People or person who adopts too many children. Child hoarder. One who adopts because it is the in thing to do, like carrying a small dog in a purse, or liking Justin Bieber.
by adopted Claire January 4, 2011
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Get the Surprise Adoption mug.A punctuation mark used to create a plural by grocers on blackboards, despite being unnecessary for the rest of the population.
Apple's 70p per pound
Special offer on raspberrie's and and banana's
The grocer's apostrophe can be also be used in other situation's by tho'se who don't know any better
Special offer on raspberrie's and and banana's
The grocer's apostrophe can be also be used in other situation's by tho'se who don't know any better
by da grammar police June 4, 2010
Get the grocer's apostrophe mug.the use of an apostrophe in the naming of aliens in science fiction. Extremely prevalent in turning a common name into an alien-esque name.
Author: "hmm. I need a name for this alien in my book"
Friend: "How about... Jon?"
Author: "No. I will use J'on!"
Friend: "Ah, the use of the alien apostrophe, like Kal'el, Jor'el, Teal'c, Bra'tac, D'on...
Friend: "How about... Jon?"
Author: "No. I will use J'on!"
Friend: "Ah, the use of the alien apostrophe, like Kal'el, Jor'el, Teal'c, Bra'tac, D'on...
by srav May 3, 2009
Get the alien apostrophe mug.An adoptomonster is a person who adopts a child but should not have been allowed to do so. This person is abusive to the adopted child, either physically, psychologically, or sexually. Many adoptomonsters are pedophiles, drug/alcohol addicts, mentally ill, or just plain evil.
Adoptomonsters have no problems passing adoption agency "home studies" because these "studies" do not include thorough background checks, psychological exams, or drug testing.
Most adoptomonsters are considered "upstanding citizens" in their communities and hide the abuse they inflict on their purchased (adopted) children from the view of their friends, extended families, and community.
Adoptomonsters are everywhere. They appear to be "normal" people. But, make no mistake about it, they are NOT saints. There is a warm place in Hell for adoptomonsters.
Adoptomonsters have no problems passing adoption agency "home studies" because these "studies" do not include thorough background checks, psychological exams, or drug testing.
Most adoptomonsters are considered "upstanding citizens" in their communities and hide the abuse they inflict on their purchased (adopted) children from the view of their friends, extended families, and community.
Adoptomonsters are everywhere. They appear to be "normal" people. But, make no mistake about it, they are NOT saints. There is a warm place in Hell for adoptomonsters.
Joan Crawford was an adoptomonster.
by ChrisMara August 25, 2013
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