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Porn Apocalypse

A hypothetical situation in future where all the internet pornography disappears leading to horror and confusion. It is a situation devastating to people who have sexual relationships with their left ,right or both hands.

Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.
Fear the porn apocalypse.

Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.

It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse
by Fore-Site August 22, 2011
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apocolash

An event involving a lash on an epic or catastrophic scale.
Ani: Mate, what are your plans for New Years?

Haider: Apocolash2013.
by MOI Inc. September 10, 2012
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cannibal apocalypse

cannibal apocalypse

an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.
person one: OH MY GOSH IT'S A CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE!
person two: WE'RE ALL GONNA GET EATEN!
by amandadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) September 18, 2012
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Apocalyptifail

The often ignored, but blatantly obvious, common theme that ultimately defines all prophetic doomsday predictions: Utter failure.
How many centuries would you stand waiting for a bus to stop and pick you up, just because some misguided bronze-age idiots told you it was 'coming soon'? Substitute saviour for bus and accept the apocalyptifail for what it is.
by YAWA May 1, 2015
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Lemur Apocalypse

The end of humanity for ever and the beginning of a new society, a “lemuristic” society.

The video below was taken after the Lemurs conquered the Goats. Are humans next?
Little kid: How do you think the world will end?
Scientist: The world will end after the Lemur Apocalypse begins. Watch your back!
by Mormon Nathan February 27, 2020
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Apocalypse me

Having sex that's hot, sweaty, dirty, and entirely without consequence..as if the world was coming to an end.
That chick from the gym is so fucking hot, I wish she'd just throw me on the locker room floor and apocalypse me like there's no tomorrow!
by CharlieSheenWINNING March 22, 2011
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Apologetic Mushroom

Originally from Kuroko No Basuke; a person who blames themselves for everything, and constantly apologises for their existence.
Hannah: *picks up phone* Hello?
Peter: Hannah, I'm sorry I'm such a loser! Please can we get back together! I'm so sorry! Please forgive me I'm so sorry!
Hannah: I wouldn't have broken up with you if you weren't such an apologetic mushroom!
Peter: I'm sorry!
by ThemorriganXIII May 22, 2018
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