The point at which one realizes, after giving away all personal possessions and saying goodbye to loved ones, that the world is in fact not over.
Jimmie: Man I really wish I didn't burn my xbox or give my car to that homeless man.
John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression
Jimmie: Feels bad man.
John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression
Jimmie: Feels bad man.
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That throat cutting scene in apocalypto is the most realistic gashing of the human neck you will see outside of Al-Quaeda.
The ratings philistines probably denied Mel Gibson an extra scene in apocalypto where someone eats the flesh off a living human using a knife so that the last thing the victim saw as he died was his own kind eating his raw muscle tissue.
Apocalypto's sacrifice mode suffers from the Hide Your Children trope. The aztecs, Incans, and Mayans all sacrificed young children occasionally before the tribes were conquered.
The ratings philistines probably denied Mel Gibson an extra scene in apocalypto where someone eats the flesh off a living human using a knife so that the last thing the victim saw as he died was his own kind eating his raw muscle tissue.
Apocalypto's sacrifice mode suffers from the Hide Your Children trope. The aztecs, Incans, and Mayans all sacrificed young children occasionally before the tribes were conquered.
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"Omg Daniel you are a complete apocalyptic dingleberry for telling that girl you are a professional at milf hunting "
"Fuck , I can't believe the celtics , they lost again , what a bunch of apocalyptic dingleberries ! "
"Fuck , I can't believe the celtics , they lost again , what a bunch of apocalyptic dingleberries ! "
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Person 1: Wow, that song has a wicked instrumental intro. Who's it by?
Person 2: Dude, that's kick-ass Apocalypta.
Person 2: Dude, that's kick-ass Apocalypta.
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Specifically, where apocalypse is defined as "any universal or widespread destruction or disaster," and ellipsis is defined as "the omission of a word or phrase necessary for a complete syntactical construction but not necessary for understanding, or an example of such omission."
When these two words activate their Wonder Twin Powers, they take the shape/form of:
The empty feeling experienced when the date of any sort of cataclysmic prophecy finally arrives, and NOTHING HAPPENS.
Much like being on the receiving end of a pregnant pause.
Specifically, where apocalypse is defined as "any universal or widespread destruction or disaster," and ellipsis is defined as "the omission of a word or phrase necessary for a complete syntactical construction but not necessary for understanding, or an example of such omission."
When these two words activate their Wonder Twin Powers, they take the shape/form of:
The empty feeling experienced when the date of any sort of cataclysmic prophecy finally arrives, and NOTHING HAPPENS.
Much like being on the receiving end of a pregnant pause.
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