Frank knew he would get hammered at the ballgame, so he issued a pre-apology to the crew before the tailgate.
by Merfzero August 30, 2007
Get the pre-apology mug.A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.
Republican apology-
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
by docsterx July 23, 2012
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When someone can't swallow their pride and actually say "I'm sorry", but give out fruit cups instead, that's called a fruit cup apology.
Sometimes they'll give a sample of mascara, or a shirt from their closet that they don't want anymore, but it's always something they don't care about, and it's always given with the expectation that the recipient will forgive whatever fucked up thing the fruit cup apologizer did wrong. The fruit cup is more of a metaphor than anything.
If the "gift" is accompanied by an "I'm sorry", it cannot be a fruit cup apology. The phrase is only to be used when someone is avoiding having to apologize.
It's made even more pathetic when the person feels the need to constantly tell others that they're a good person. Only bad people fruit cup apologize.
Sometimes they'll give a sample of mascara, or a shirt from their closet that they don't want anymore, but it's always something they don't care about, and it's always given with the expectation that the recipient will forgive whatever fucked up thing the fruit cup apologizer did wrong. The fruit cup is more of a metaphor than anything.
If the "gift" is accompanied by an "I'm sorry", it cannot be a fruit cup apology. The phrase is only to be used when someone is avoiding having to apologize.
It's made even more pathetic when the person feels the need to constantly tell others that they're a good person. Only bad people fruit cup apologize.
Janice used a fruit cup apology with these old pants last week, but today she didn't like how I shut the cabinet door, so she called me ungrateful and wanted the pants back. Just wait, tomorrow she'll fruit cup apologize with a peanut butter cup.
by Fragglerock March 20, 2015
Get the Fruit Cup Apology mug.When a white person (usually unprompted) apologizes for the perceived culture of racism that prevails today. Not to be confused with making a heartfelt apology for an instance of racism.
White person- "Hey I saw you eating lunch over here and just felt compelled to tell you I am sorry for the prevailing culture of racism that has historically kept your people down and prevented you from being a self-actualizing human being."
Person of color- "Thank you?"
Later that day
Spouse of person of color- "how was your day?"
Person of color- "it was pretty good. I was late getting to work after lunch because of white apology again."
Person of color- "Thank you?"
Later that day
Spouse of person of color- "how was your day?"
Person of color- "it was pretty good. I was late getting to work after lunch because of white apology again."
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Get the Apology Sex mug.man: you put a dent in my car.
woman: I'm sorry.
man: sorry dosn't take the dent out of my car.
woman pulls up her blouse and shows her tits:look at these.
man: can I touch 'om?
woman:yeah.
man:I forgive you.
and that is an example of a tit apology.
woman: I'm sorry.
man: sorry dosn't take the dent out of my car.
woman pulls up her blouse and shows her tits:look at these.
man: can I touch 'om?
woman:yeah.
man:I forgive you.
and that is an example of a tit apology.
by Deep blue 2012 October 7, 2009
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India Ferrah made shit up on Alexis Mateo during 'RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars' Season 5 and tried to serve her best Drag Queen Apology aka Apolo-lie to clean up her tattered reputation. "I need to sincerely apologize for things that were said. If you were offended I'd like to directly apologize for actions taken in the past and it was never my intention to repeat an untrue thing that was mentioned."
by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2020
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