apologize

kissing Jesse Jackson's ass in an attempt to ask for forgiveness for offending the African American race. (As seen in South Park episode 1101)

Jesse Jackson: "Apologize. Kiss it."
Randy Marsh: "You want me to kiss your-"
Jesse Jackson: "That's right. Apologize."

by c_y_ January 4, 2008

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apollogize

This term refers to shape shifting. Apollo was a famous shape shifter appearing as a dolphin or a python. Used in reference to someone who is predictably mellow but can kick wolverine booty when agitated.

You really pissed her off , dawg. She's fixin' to Apollogize.

by Heyokavadhuta September 27, 2019

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I want to apologize

words spoken when the other person loses an argument with you by using a weapon

Hudson : You,re a dead meat
Carl : *hold a gun*
Hudson : I want to apologize

by Kayu Berkarat August 6, 2020

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apologize

when rolling dice, if you throw a loser 2-3-12 on the first roll, you need to apologize by rolling a 7-11 winner on the next roll. usually accompanied by a snapping of the fingers.

As you throw the dice, "Apologize!"

by cregets July 14, 2007

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Apologies

A way of appearing to say 'sorry' when actually you mean "fuck you for highlighting our mistake. We'll fix it, but not to please you. Don't think I'll forget this any time soon".

"I can see that there's an error on the latest budget report. Apologies for that." George Osbourne, 2013 Budget announcement.

by Fray Brentos December 16, 2013

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newjeans apologize to lisa

you see someone use this phrase 9 times out of 10 they are a jobless loser. lacks common sense and/or a job (usually both). in rare cases theyll use the words "payola", or "fraudulent". cause no legitimate threat, just very...very annoying.

nonentity: NEWJEANS APOLOGIZE TO LISA

someone with common sense: here yall go...

logical person: didnt they do this last year?

by rvnn1e August 10, 2023

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