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Agephobia

A fear of anyone older and/or younger than you. This could also apply to people the same age as you. Some cases of agephobia are very mild, such as only feeling uncomfortable around people older/younger than you. More severe cases have more discomfort, fear, and unwillingness to do anything with people outside of your age group.
Person 1: Hey! There's a party this weekend at my house. You wanna come?
Person 2: who's going to be there?
Person 1:just you, me, a few other friends, and my older sister and some of her friends.
Person 2: I'd rather not, your sister gives me agephobia.

Person 1: ok. It's fine.
by REEEEEEEEEET August 25, 2020
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Athephobia

A fear for atheist; start to sweat

While there is no single cause for Athephobia, scientists believe that the main two causes are, Don't want to realize the truth and because they mommy taught them not to talk to an atheist.
*During a christian concert*

Secret atheist: It's so great we have so many religious people here.
Realest christian ever: Yup, you realize you don't have to say religious people, just say christian.
Secret atheist: Oh yeah, yeah, also you know I'm a atheist right.
Realest christian ever: *runs*
Secret Atheist: FUCK SAKES CAN I HAVE SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T HAVE ATHEPHOBIA.
by Lairden March 4, 2020
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Applephobia

Blind and uneducated hatred of Apple, its products, and its users
Bill: I hate Apple. They charge too much for their products. You could spend half as mu-
Tim: Man shut up! You’ve got some severe Applephobia
by TheHacker_ December 16, 2019
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haphephobia

Michael had a sense of haphephobia after grabbing the sea urchin
by flintvel October 8, 2013
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Taphephobia

I have Taphephobia. I never want to be burned alive.
by Van Norris September 17, 2008
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Astephobia

Being scared or frightened of internet jokes ('memes') or phrases. Can also be avoiding them in general.
Comes from greek 'asteio' (joke) and greek-latin phobia (fear).
P1: Why has Stacy been avoiding my internet memes?
P2: She might have astephobia.
by Chichichameeni October 11, 2015
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Alphaphobia

Therapist:You have been diagnosed with Alphaphobia
Alphaphobic:*screams internally*
by Hi you have polio May 13, 2020
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