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angry apache

When a girl is on her period and bleeding, somebody fingers her (preferably with two or more fingers). The fingerer then proceeds to slap the girl across the cheek and then follow up with a backhand slap, angering the girl and leaving streaks of blood from the fingers that appear as war paint.
"My girlfriend didn't tell me that she was on her period before I fingered her, so I gave her an angry apache.
by dizzle fo shizzle October 22, 2006
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Apache Snakeskin

When you are getting jerked off and the lotion on the girls hands wears off and it feels like you are getting an indian burn on your junk, then tearing the thin layer of skin off your penis, resembling the shed skin of a snake.
dude it was terrible, my girlfriend accidentally gave me an apache snakeskin last night because we ran out of KY. now my wiener is all blistery and scabbing.
by iluvtogetskiied July 27, 2010
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Apache Pilot

An apache pilot is a Military Officer often characterized as one who, has no regard for safety, is often considered to be arrogant, and is thought to have the ability to drink copious amounts of alcohol. Army Apache Pilots are normally smarter than the average human being and are the most aesthetically pleasing people on the planet. To be in the presence of an Army Apache pilot is an accomplishment. The AH - 64 Apache helicopter is a 20 million dollar war machine that should be respected as such. Women are normally drawn to Apache pilots because of their attitude in the military and their above average looks.
Jon: I didn't know Dave was an Apache pilot
Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?
by randythescientist October 6, 2010
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Windows Apache

An inforcer of Windows Authority Program, commonly called upon by operating system if in danger.
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI
I screwed with Windows system files, then a Windows Apache came to my house and punished me.
by Rytherix July 31, 2006
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Apache Park

A ghetto shit hole that has slides where you can usually find the rare gay pokemon Nikeshita and the infamous amazing rap group The Illstate Boyz! Also can be seen on Gangland for biggest joke of gangsters.
Dam you wana go ball at Apache Park? Nah Nikeshita and the Illstate Boyz might be there!
by Mo Weiner April 4, 2010
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Apache death fart

Flatulence released from the deepest depths of your bowels that it would suffocate 42 Apache Indians in a cave.
Holy shit Kristin you let out an Apache death fart in here roll down the windows!
by Setjeep June 7, 2018
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Penile Apache

When one is fixing to ejaculate and sprints toward an individual and delivers a large amount of semen onto them. Often times while screaming the phrase, "America!". Can also be referred to as a Strafing Run, or The Screaming Eagle.
Adam delivered the woman freedom with his use of the Penile Apache. Believed to be his final form.
by KrispiKreme March 1, 2015
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