Norton Antivirus

A scam that is completely ineffective at defending your computer from an MBT.

Person: MBT incoming!
Tank: (shoots 105mm armour piercing round at computer, annihilating it)
Person: Damn... I should have known that Norton Antivirus sucked.

by hello your computer has virus November 18, 2021

antiversary

January 28. The day when Rihanna released her 8th studio album "ANTi".

Happy #antiversary!

by higherih February 19, 2017

Antivirus GT

A malicious software program that tries to butt fuck you by automatically downloading on your system and tries to make you believe that you have multiple infections and and tries to make you fork over your credit card information to have your PC "cleaned" of all these non existant viruses. Usually found on porn sites

YOU: tittys... spanking... foot worship... other freaky shit... wait i didnt want this Antivirus GT... WTF?!?!? 30 VIRUSES!?!?! HOLY SHIT I WATCH TOO MUCH PORN

by Das Furher August 12, 2010

Antiversary

What would have been an anniversary but is not due to a divorce or getting laid off.

Today is my 25th Antiversary.

by meloruff December 10, 2010

Antiversary

(n.) The calendar day corresponding to a day in the past when something irretrievably shitty occurred.

Tomorrow is the antiversary of my hound dog's death, and I'd rather drink liquid lye than go to work.

by Toll Carom April 8, 2017

Antivirus

Software whose only purpose is to alert you that there is a virus on your computer.

<downloads a game>
Antivirus: THERE IS A VIRUS IN YIUR COMPUTER!!!
<saves a Microsoft Word file>
Antivirus: VIRUS DETECTED ON YOUR COMPUTER!!!

by AAAAAAAAAA_SO_BAD May 5, 2021

Norton Antivirus

A scam that has been scientifically proven ineffective for countering a Main Battle Tank (MBT) attack.

Script Kiddie: H4h4 N0rt0n 4nt1v1ru5 15 d4 pWnz0rs!
MBT: Norton Antivirus sucks. Prepare to die. (Fires 105mm armour piercing shell)
Script Kiddie: N0000OO0000000OOO0!!!1111!!!11111!!!11!11 M41 C00MP00T3R

by hello your computer has virus November 18, 2021