I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!
by danofiremano December 7, 2013
Get the asshole anaconda mug.When a penis, resembles the weight, length, width, and or circumference of an average male anaconda, this excludes pencil dick, chode, even if they meet one of the four units of measurements.
This can also be referred to not just male genetalia, but someone (usually a he) who is a complete, total and utter dick, thus anacocka
This can also be referred to not just male genetalia, but someone (usually a he) who is a complete, total and utter dick, thus anacocka
Rachel- "oh my god so I was blowing this guy you know, and I was like taking his boxers off and his anacocka hit me in the face! And thats why I have a black eye......"
Emily- " Oh my god thats terrible, was he a dick about it?"
Rachel- "Oh my god Yes, he was an anacocka all around but especially in his boxers girl"
Emily- " Oh my god thats terrible, was he a dick about it?"
Rachel- "Oh my god Yes, he was an anacocka all around but especially in his boxers girl"
by TheMissPimpALot June 16, 2011
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by Yourfavbrazillian<3 September 15, 2022
Get the AnaClara mug.adj. a long, darkly colored fecal projectile of a humanly impossibly size that exits the anus after a good, fibrous meal. Usually in a swirl like fashion, similar to that of soft-serve ice cream.
Vanessa returned from the toilet, wearing a bleak look on her face while rubbing her stomach. David looks at her and asks, "What's wrong?" Vanessa replies, "I think something's wrong with me. I just took the biggest, nastiest, smelliest shit in my life and I swear... it was a Black Anaconda!" David then replies with a grim look on his face, "...That's not good."
by Venom_Freja April 25, 2010
Get the black anaconda mug.A Canadian cartoon where the characters are made from actual black and white pictures of people, giving them gray skin which looks weird. The show is about a girl named Angela Anaconda (the characters are humans despite her last name) who in each episode has these weird fantasies about the mean girl at school, her teacher or her two weird older brothers getting injured or killed.
I watched Angela Anaconda today, and that show is so weird. Not to mention Angela’s voice sounds like Mandark after inhaling helium.
by EmmyCat328 January 25, 2020
Get the angela anaconda mug."When I see my mistress, I always go in for the Alabama Anaconda. I'm always sore, but it's always worth it."
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