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Pear of Anguish

AKA. Oral, Rectal, and Vaginal Pear.

A torture device shaped like a pear; had four segments which opened and closed at the turn of a screw at the top, like a flower opening its petals.

This torture gadget was inserted into the mouths or heretics, blasphemers, disturbers of the peace...

Or into the rectums of people convicted of sodomy. Homosexual men were especially vulnerable to this...

Or into the vaginas of women convicted of adultery or "sexual realtionships with Satan".

Often, the ends of the pear's segments were fitted with sharp tines, designed to rip into the throat, intestines, or cervix.

What ever cavity that the pear entered would face a range of things, from a slight expansion of the pear's segments and discomfort for the victim, up to total expansion and unrepairable (and very painful) mutilation of the cavity.
The pear of anguish... a little torture contraption that does major damage
by Lorelili March 25, 2005
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anguish

acheafflictionagonyanxietydespairdistressgriefheartbreakpainremorseme

1.An emotion of negative intent. Anguish is something that lives, growing inside the human body and surviving by sapping all strength and will power from the prey.

2. Anguish is defined by the loss of my mother who was only forty-six, gone unexpectedly, tearing me in two the morning of.

3.A terrible gift to give others. I had to give it to my Nana, my mother's mother. I had to tell my Dad too. I didnt want to give it.

4. Something that can be beaten on some days, but always comes back strong.

5. Something one who grieves has to live with forever more.
Jenni cannot stand the anguish anymore.

The anguish of losing Mom too soon is unbearable.

Jenni can beat the anguish. one day.
by missyoutlf October 16, 2008
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void of existential anguish black

What all black crayons should be named.
Person 1: What's your favourite crayola colour?
Person 2: Void of existential anguish black.
Person 1: Oh. That's nice..
by Bulat butter April 6, 2017
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analisha

n.- an art & music inspired hawaiian tita;

adj. - energetic, adventurous, fierce
v. - to bounce off walls; to dance; to spin
I analisha so much my head is dizzy!
Damn, the analisha side of me came out last night at the club!
by hwapbuttababy February 5, 2010
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angishore

A man too lazy to go fishing, an Irish term
Slang for lazy in general
That guy is such an Angishore
by Iwritedefintionsforfun November 21, 2017
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Angrish

The language you speak in when you are pissed as all fuck.
Usually includes excessive profanities that are unnecessary and result in people laughing at you.
Makes people want to avoid you.
Jimmy was beyond fuckin' triggered after listening to Bobby insult his slutty, disgusting, poor excuse for a wife.
Jimmy: Oh you fuck, suck a fuckin' cock you fucking cock sucker. How dare a lazy shit like you insult MY fuckin' wife. All you are is a flat-ass fuck who sits in your mommy's basement massaging your tiny little cock to little anime boys.
Bobby laughs at the rant.
Bobby: Quit your angrish, it makes you sound like an edgy thirteen year old! If you are going to defend her, at least be civil.
by AyoBro August 23, 2018
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Anglism

Discrimination against certain types of angles. Specifically used in a mathematical setting where someone in your class feels strongly that all types of angle relationships should have names instead of just some.
Whoever only named some angles is full is anglism like omg Fiaza
by TheGirlWhoMadeAnglismAWord December 9, 2021
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