myspace angles

Pictures which were specifically taken and uploaded to fool the Myspace community into believing you are more attractive then you actually appear.

This is done by shooting pictures of yourself at angles in which you are most appealing.

Tom - I finally met that girl I've been chattin with online all year.

Jerry - Oh yea, how'd it go?

Tom - Miserable, she was twice as fat as her pictures and had a mustache.

Jerry - Oh man, I can't believe it! You fell for her myspace angles!

by Benjah February 16, 2006

Egregarious angle

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"She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle"

by dfsegsdgfegresgegseg September 7, 2023

The Angles

Pics taken at different angles, that form the illusion of beauty when in reality the subject of the picture is horribly disgusting looking

Nick - I finally going to meet that girl I've been chattin with online all year.
Mike - Oh yea, whats she look like?
Nick - *shows Mike the pics*
Mike - Oh man, She Has The Angles!
*******************Next Day*****************
Nick - Holy Shit, remember the girl i went to meet last night?
Mike - Yeah?
Nick - She was about 500 lbs, was bald, retarted, She looked like a Yeti.Ooh yeah her name was Kalis... isnt a kalis something you get on the bottom of your foot...

by Nick Reyes April 3, 2006

Ansley

An Ansley is typically a girl with a lot of heart. She's really funny and knows exactly what she wants. Always thinking of other people and usually very pretty.

Dang that girls perfect, must be an Ansley.

by Return November 17, 2017

angle fer dangle

When a male is positioned in such a way that his genitals are viewable through either one or both of his pant legs. this phenomenon usually occurs in the even that the aforementioned male has donned shorts, however there have been other cases.

-In this example, john is positioned across from steve who is in repose on his bed.

John: Bro, I've totally got an angle fer dangle right now
Steve: Well then fuckin smang that jawn

by fuckinsmangthatjawn November 30, 2011

Anglewhore

A person that is only photogenic when photographed from a certain angle. The term generally reffers to online social network users who tend to exploit this trait and fill most of their photo albums with pictures taken from this very same angle, to fish out as much compliments as they can. It is worth mentioning that these compliments mostly come from people who nolife too much to realize we live in a three-dimensional world and if they, god-forbid, went on a date with an anglewhore person, this person would have to turn around eventually which would break this illusionary 2D utopic world they have built for themselves online. Considering the more-than-obvious connection with the duckface syndrome, the anglewhore's usual picture-taking pose is also reffered to as "the implied duckface".

Female: Look at that Monica Bellucci b*tch, she's such an anglewhore.
Male: Yeah and the angle is 360°

by Tlukinic July 1, 2011

Angely

She’s a very caring person who you can’t tell things to and is nice to you but don’t take advantage of is,she loves caring for animals and she hates fakes friends.

Angely is a cool person

by Shenchiqnazgkwbw April 5, 2019