Android Sarcasm

Sarcasm without any of the associated facial expressions or changes in tonality. Used either by A) people exceptionally skilled in sarcasm, who do not even need to use other expressions to be sarcastic or B) those unskilled in sarcasm, who don't quite understand how sarcasm works.

I don't think my sister understands sarcasm, judging by the android sarcasm in her delivery of "sure mom, squid penis for dinner would be great."

Jim was so skilled with sarcasm that he didn't even need to change his expression- his android sarcasm was impeccable.

by greenknight04 August 26, 2010

Androidiction

1. Addiction to Android products and/or applications.
2. Someone with Androidiction may be obsessed by mobile phone apps and must play with them every five minutes.
3. Psychological addiction to all things Android related.

John could not put his phone down because he had so many cool apps to play with. His colleague said he must have Androidiction.

by Enigmatic_1 April 21, 2014

Androdite

someone who doesn't understand genitals because they are autistic

are you an Androdite
yeah why
you're autistic

by cool memeius October 31, 2016

Android Hell

A real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance

The enrichment center reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance

by Gaaraofthedamned December 18, 2011

Android Brotherhood

rule #1 cant tell.

IPHONES SUCK. GET A DROID! (android brotherhood)

by bentolive November 18, 2011

android rage

The rage you get after after finding out that a certain app is iOS only.

I threw my Galaxy against the wall in a fit of android rage.

by mehdontdoit May 4, 2017

android army

Android Army Android Army's Global Community. Android Army [e-mail]

IF YOU HAVE AN ANDROID YOU HAVE A VOICE

android army is the people who use Android devices to use each army members voice

Android Army truth seekers

we are all Android Army.

Android Army founded in 2012 by Timothy Gadberry

Android Army members say

"IF YOU HAVE AN ANDROID YOU HAVE A VOICE"

by Android Army December 3, 2018