Ambidickstrous

The rare disorder of having two dicks, and sometime, one testicle, making threesomes a shit ton easier, and allowing extreme pleasure from double blowjobs.

Guy #1: I heard Kim Kardashian had sex with an Ambidickstrous guy...
Guy #2: Nah, if she did we would have gotten another sex tape.

by AlpacasFracas June 19, 2016

ambidickstreous

Having the ability to masturbate with both hands.

When Dan's arm was in a cast, he had to learn to become ambidickstreous if he wanted to jerk his meat.

by magistar June 19, 2013