Ambitextrous

Having the ability to write and send text messages with either or both hands.

Created by Boy Sam and Girl Sam on August 9, 2007 at a Band of Horses concert.

Boy Sam: OMGZ you totez just broke your right hand! HOW WILL WE COMMUNICATE?!
Girl Sam: Don't worry about it, bro! I'm ambitextrous!

by Girl Sam March 26, 2009

Ambitextrous

When you can VERY EASILY type on your phone with both thumbs, your left thumb only, or right thumb only.

That dude’s always typing with a different thumb or both

Yea. I heard he’s ambitextrous.

by x50ShadesOfFckdUp July 18, 2018

ambijaxtrous

The ability to jack off equally well with one's left and right hands. A play on the word "ambidextrous."

Cal- I can only jack off with my right hand.

Zach- Really? I can do it with both. I'm ambijaxtrous, bitch!

Cal- So lucky!!

by Lefty Stroker December 25, 2010

ambidextrous bastard

Someone who can wank with both hands

use your imagination you ambidextrous bastard

by SnifflyWhale February 10, 2010

Ambidextrousexual

A Person who is able to masturbate using either hand.

Joe:I'm gonna go donate some sperm today.
Lear: But your right hand is in a cast..
Joe: No worries, I'm ambidextrousexual.

by Jeremy H. Humbert March 22, 2009

Ambisexterous

Bi-Sexual, being attracted to both sexes.

'He's not gay...He's ambisexterous.'

by Breach September 28, 2012

ambidextrious

common misspelling of ambidextrous.

are you ambidextrious?
no you idiot, i'm ambidextrous.

by A New STD January 19, 2004