Alana

Alana is someone with a heart that melts in sympathy as no one is more understanding than her. Her eyes are shattered stars from the face of heaven and her voice is sliver melted into sound. Mermaids are jealous of the grace she bestows upon any beholder; she makes any jewel look dull and crusted. Flowers gift her with their smell and the sun loves to smile down at her. Her laugh is bike rides; cold wind whipping the world in felicity, her soul is ribboned with a constellation of tear and she won the world at a carnival.

I wish there were more words to describe Alana.

by otherworld June 10, 2017

alan watts

-noun

1. An badass British philosopher who attempted to bring concepts of Eastern spirituality to a Western audience. Known for his incredibly soothing voice and very pleasant discourses.

-verb

1) To turn *ANY* mundane task into an enjoyable game/experience whereby the task instantly becomes exciting and fun.

noun-

R- Yo did you see that new video I sent you on Youtube?

I- You mean the one where that old dude talks about how washing dishes is fun?

R- Yeah, his name is Alan Watts and he's the shit!

verb-
R- Hey man, do me a favor and go alan watts that shit my dog just left on the neighbor's lawn?

I - Word

by blobinwrath August 2, 2009

Alanis

The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s quiet, shy, and absolutely adorable. If you get the chance to be with her you won’t let it go, no matter how long you have to wait

Person 1: Look at that cute girl over there
Person 2: Oh, she must be an Alanis

by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

Alan Turing

Back in WW2 Alan Turing was the man who broke enigma, which are encrypted codes designed by Germany. Breaking enigma aided the allies drastically enabling them to win the war as well as end it much earlier saving about 14 million lives. Sadly he had allegations filed against him for homosexuality, resulting in chemical castration performed on him finally leading to his suicide in 1954 June 7. Aside from that, he helped the development of computers and other technologies. But most notably Alan Turing is the sole reason we do not live in an authoritarian society ruled by nazis today. Unfortunately most Americans & British people do not give a shit about his contributions since he was homosexual and so Alan Turing is not commemorated much

Person A: damn I just found out about Alan Turing, he helped shape our society so much!
Person B: well he was homosexual so...
Person A:... he saved your life

by mynameisirrevelant February 20, 2020

Alanah

Alanah's are fit and funny. Sometimes rude to people she doesn't care about, she is very blunt in speech. She is sexy and original,cute and quirky, if you meet a girl called alanah make friends as quick as you can! She will always be loyal and trustworthy. Intelligence is key, boys think she is cool, but strong minded. She charms easily, sometimes a bit crazy and weird but guaranteed to make you smile.

Girl: She is rockin that style.....

Must be an Alanah

Girl: I love hanging around with that girl she's a total alanah

by USArocks December 23, 2013

Alana

The best girl in the world. She is always loving and can be desperate for love at sometimes. She may say that she wants to parish from the world, but the world would end cause her caring heart would be gone. Nobody understands how powerful she is to me. She holds my hand, she can get a bit loud too. May curse in class... a lot. But her gentle kisses, her warmth from her cuddles. Mean alot to me. Alana's, well they can be sexual most of the time. But my alana, she is the cutest, sexiest person ever. You wouldnt want to let go of a Alana. Not ever. I would never let go of mine. I love her. You would want to spend your life with Alana, too.

Me: "Alana, my girlfriend, is the best girl ever."
Other person: "Damn, I want a Alana!"

by DevCampy October 15, 2018

alan walker - faded

The most overrated and overused song on the earth. It is a predecessor of Darude - Sandstorm or 009 sound system, but unlike them, it is not only used much in youtube videos, it can also be heard everywhere, such as radios , TVs, in the mall etc. The song is the remake of Fade which was released on NCS in 2014. While the structure and melody are almost identical, "Faded" is noticeably different for its piano intro; with vocals by Iselin Solheim. As it became a hit in 2015, Alan walker immediately got millions of new fans, sadly, most of them don't know a shit about his other music like Fade, Force and Spectre, also they cannot even realise the difference between Fade and Faded, but ignores it anyway.

"To be honest, I've never liked Fade. I've always found it pretty bland and boring, and the mix of it was pretty shit. The vocal version is listenable now that they cleared up the mix and master, and the acoustic parts are decent, but it's still boring to me."

"alan walker - faded is pure cancer song."

"Hate it a lot, one of the worst songs ever, if not the worst"

Random person: "What is the name of the song playing in the background of this video?"
Captain :"It's alan walker fade"
Dumbass :"No its faded, I heard this song"
Captain :"Bitch. It's FADE"

by CWProkiller February 4, 2017