Sudden Onset Autism, or S.O.A for short, is an extremely rare condition of unknown origin. Development of this disease is both abrupt and severe. As of now, the pathogenesis and mode of infection have eluded even the most qualified of research teams at Harvard, Hopkins, and Yale. Some have suspected that transmission occurs through contact with an infected person, especially prandially. There is still hope for a cure, although we may be decades away.
Infected Person: Hey man, let's go grab some lunch
Healthy Individual: what?! It's 3 in the morning. What's wrong with you
Infected Person: Well... it's lunchtime somewhere!
Healthy Individual: Oh God, you have Sudden Onset Autism... Please go away from me!
Healthy Individual: what?! It's 3 in the morning. What's wrong with you
Infected Person: Well... it's lunchtime somewhere!
Healthy Individual: Oh God, you have Sudden Onset Autism... Please go away from me!
by burner90 May 14, 2018
Get the Sudden Onset Autism mug.A company founded in 2005 by bob and suzanne wright after hearing the devastating news that their grandson christian was diagnosed with autism and so they were hell bent on finding a cure so they can bring their son back from the dead from their own delusional world. This company is despised by many autistics like me because of their idea of curing autism and autism being tragic because it destroys marriages, bankrupts their families, and the use of biomedical treatment to possibly harm or kill autistics.
Autism speaks speaks all lies about autistics in saying we are tragic and are responsible of the destruction of our parent's marriages and causing them to go bankrupt but in reality that's all lies because we learn how to love our parents and be able to enjoy life unlike what autism speaks says in their autism every day video. Autism speaks can go to hell for all I care because of their idea to cure autism for good and without it there would be no me anymore.
by avidgames91091 October 18, 2011
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Autism is a disorder which is when one's brain is formed differently, making it difficult to understand social cues. People with Autism usually are born with weak fine motor skills and bad social skills, making it hard for them to socialize with others.
It is NOT an insult used to call people idiots.
It is NOT an insult used to call people idiots.
The person writing this has Autism. I hope that people do research before using Autism as an insult, as it should not be used that way and can be quite offensive to those with Autism!
by NEOn Starz February 16, 2017
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"Autismbucks", often spelled "autismbux", is a term used often on sites like 4chan, Reddit, Otaku boards, and NEET boards. Often used in a joking or derogatory sense, the term is usually used to refer to disability benefits acquired by NEETs, who often get their government handout by falsifying required documents, exaggerating an existing (minor) condition, or faking a mental disorder during medical examinations.
"Autismbucks", often spelled "autismbux", is a term used often on sites like 4chan, Reddit, Otaku boards, and NEET boards. Often used in a joking or derogatory sense, the term is usually used to refer to disability benefits acquired by NEETs, who often get their government handout by falsifying required documents, exaggerating an existing (minor) condition, or faking a mental disorder during medical examinations.
1. Greg decided he didn't want to work anymore, so he sent in a disability application with a poorly-drawn picture of Sonic the Hedgehog as his signature. He now gets $650 in autismbux every month.
by Heavy Pootis Guy January 1, 2014
Get the Autismbux mug.The Nissan Altima is a mid-size car that has been manufactured by Nissan since 1992. It is a continuation of the Nissan Bluebird line, which began in 1955.
1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)
2008–2013 (coupe)
5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)
6th gen August 2018 to present.
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Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.
You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking
The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female
Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or
Baby momma.
1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)
2008–2013 (coupe)
5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)
6th gen August 2018 to present.
Now for the real definition,
Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.
You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking
The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female
Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or
Baby momma.
by Blu_leef January 19, 2023
Get the Nissan Altima mug.The quintessential baby momma car. Usually driven by a black baby momma with a son named Ayden who was most likely conceived in that car. Preaches about not needing a man and how she has it all together but is ran through. She then proceeds to fuck up her and her sons life for a guy who doesn’t even own a car and uses her to bum cigarette money.
“Damn bro I think she’s the one.”
“Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”
“Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”
by Mirgdorl June 21, 2022
Get the nissan altima mug.A nurological disorder where people develop social skills at a unusually slow pace. Autism is not a disease, and it has a extreamly large range of symptoms and severity. Every case is different. Do not criticize or insult autism people because of their autism; first, it’s just plain mean, second, it will not help their social development speed, finally, its part of their identity, respect it.
I am a autistic teenager, I posted this so people would stop calling me and my friends disabled autistics. It’s not okay. I am proud of my identity, including my autism, people should understand that me, along with most other autistic people I know, that all parts of identity should be respected, even autism.
I am a autistic teenager, I posted this so people would stop calling me and my friends disabled autistics. It’s not okay. I am proud of my identity, including my autism, people should understand that me, along with most other autistic people I know, that all parts of identity should be respected, even autism.
Autistic person -“I have autism spectrum disorder.”
Friend- “no you don’t! You act a lot like everyone else, well, except when you inturupt a lot and get frustrated easily.”
Autistic kid- “yeah I do. I was diagnosed in kindergarten. There are lots of different symptoms to it, and those you just mentioned are mine.”
Friend- “well, I guess everybody’s working on something.”
Friend- “no you don’t! You act a lot like everyone else, well, except when you inturupt a lot and get frustrated easily.”
Autistic kid- “yeah I do. I was diagnosed in kindergarten. There are lots of different symptoms to it, and those you just mentioned are mine.”
Friend- “well, I guess everybody’s working on something.”
by 🎵🎶🎵 June 19, 2018
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