Functioning alcoholic

When one can be drunk every night and still be completely function able the next day

Nate went out every night this week and got totally shit faced. He still got to work the next morning at 8... He's a functioning alcoholic

by Tater tot 5190 June 30, 2014

Appaholic

Someone who is addicted to buying apps for their iPhone, iPod, or their iPad.

I have spent almost 100 bucks worth of apps today. I think I am an appaholic.

by IPaduser May 1, 2010

alcoholic

Someone who drinks in the shower.

That motherfucker was drinking a keystone in the shower. That motherfucker is an alcoholic.

by Motherfucker Dick October 19, 2008

aquaholic

A person who is always drinking water.
Someone who constantly promts the virtues of drinking 8 glasses of water a day.

We just stopped for a bathroom break 15 minutes ago, your such a aquaholic.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

Functional alcoholic

Someone who can maintain an orderly, outward social appearance while their personal life has devolved into complete chaos due to over-drinking. Their friends and family are often impressed with their achievements, while the alcoholic knows that their drinking has lead to a full-blown loss of control and that it is just a matter of time until their behavior blows up in their face. In a bad way.

Emelio's friends/family: " Emelio is about to graduate med school. We are so proud. We only wish we could accomplish as much".

Emelio: "I am a functional alcoholic. Everyone I know thinks I'm doing great but in reality my brain has turned to slush. I can't believe I BS'd my way through med school and got a 3.8 GP because I don't remember any of it. I can't believe I'm almost 30 and have somehow avoided getting a DUI thus far. Everyone thinks I'm so great, but in reality, I'm totally fucking dangerous but I just haven't been caught yet. It's all catching up with me though. It's only a matter of time until I do something really stupid and everyone will realize what a fuck-up I truly am.

by ???s upon ???s September 1, 2016

Assaholic

Noun 1. A person who seems addicted to behaving like an asshole. 2. An alcoholic who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

3. Someone addicted to asses.

"John, even at my mother's funeral, you still acted like a jerk. I swear you are an assaholic. I want a divorce!"

by funkstank June 29, 2009

alcoholic

A person who always feels two drinks behind.

"I just woke up, how can I already be two drinks behind?"

or

"Alcoholic? What's that?"

by Teo Cherub July 15, 2009