alpha male

The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.

35yr old alpha male at the bar,"I'm bald, fat, I make 7 dollars an hour and I work a job I hate...what are you looking at? Do you want to fight? I need to kick someones ass today because my boss ripped me an new asshole for burning the fries at McDonalds and I need to take it out on someone."

by Matt (Miggs) McMillin April 7, 2008

Alpha male

An alpha male writes definitions of "beta male" on urban dictionary. They always feel the need to talk about how alpha they are. They guzzle cum to get extra testosterone. Closet homosexuals. We all accept you for yourself, "alpha male". No need to hide anymore. You can come out of the closet.

That "alpha male" is such a tryhard.

by hobojunkie May 14, 2021

Alpha male

Man who has a small dick who thinks that he is better then god but just has mommy/daddy issues

Guy: I'm a alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom

Guy:*cry's in bottom*

by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021

Alpha Male

"Straight" guy that is frustrated about his secret love for men, so he shields his homosexuality by hating on women. He's not over five foot and goes to the gym every day to feel more empowered. Probably has mommy issues, which leads to his really big hatred for women, and "women belong in the kitchen" mindset. He loves hating on "betas" for respecting women, but he only does it because he really wants to be a top.

Person 1: Dude, this whole feminism thing is ruining women.
Person 2: What? So you're an alpha male or something?
Person 1: I guess you could call me that.
Person 2: You're gay, Brian.

by capricornhater69 September 4, 2021

Alpha male

The Alpha male is memeulous

Girls:OMG it's the Alpha male memeulous *faints*

by Dirty Reese April 20, 2020

sub-alpha male

Alpha male's lil bitch
kinda between an aplha and an omega

Hey Carl, Fuck being an Omega i'm an Sub-Alpha Male, Bitch.

by MrKrabbz May 19, 2018

Alpha Male

A tool that will do anything to be the center of attention and be the dominant male. A phony act insecure people put on.

A perfect example of an alpha male or (toolbag) would be Fonzzy on happy days.

by Miggity Matt April 11, 2008