Alabaster Flying Squirrel

when your younger sister is having a slumber party with all of her friends downstairs, and from the banister of the stairs you fire a load you’ve been saving since you heard of your sister’s Saturday night plans onto each of her friends from a height of approximately 8-12 feet.

Sarah had a slumber party last night and I gave each of her friends an Alabaster Flying Squirrel.

by yellowjacket34 March 27, 2008

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Assmaster jackson

Not your typical jackson, but Assmaster Jackson. Droppin fools and breakin tools. Better ace that school and bring dem jewels. If you don't know the rule you betta drop that stool...out yo butthole.

Assmaster jackson ruled the school with his dirty stool, droppin those fools before he got dem jewels.

by The Turdhammers Dad February 22, 2022

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Alaster

He's one of the cuter guys with the sexiest body you'll find. He's sweet and caring at times but he can also be the biggest dick ever...But in the end he will care for who he loves and you're pretty lucky if he loves you! I'll do anything for an Alaster they are completely one of a kind and they all have their own special thing. Alasters are overal great and fun people to talk and hang out with.

Woah was that an Alaster, he's a damn fine piece of ass!

by stacey_themilf May 28, 2014

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Harry Assmaster

When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.

"My ass hurts. Did you Harry Assmaster me last night?"
"That poor guy. He got totally Harry Assmastered last night"
"Have another drink buddy because I am going to Harry Assmaster you later."

by crunchbitemsc November 3, 2011

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