alec baldwin

the coolest man alive; the sweetest dude living; total badass;

-Who is the coolest man alive again?
-Oh, you mean Alec Baldwin?
-yeah, that's right, I can't believe I forgot that.
-Neither can I. Everyone knows that, you assbag.

by DrewP December 12, 2006

Alec Baldwinning someone

To Alec Baldwin someone is to accidentially shoot someone in the face due to bad gun and/or trigger mangement.

Last night Wayne went to the gun-range. He showed no respect for trigger management and might end up alec baldwinning someone.

by wannie87 February 2, 2022

Alec Baldwin Syndrome

A condition in which an otherwise handsome young actor grows up to resemble a potato. While women can suffer from ABS, it's largely the domain of men.

Other examples of actors who suffered from Alec Baldwin Syndrome include Orson Welles and Marlon Brando

by Moggraider December 8, 2009

Pulled an Alec Baldwin

When you tell a girl you’re shooting blanks but get her pregnant anyway

Guy: Yeah, I just pulled an Alec Baldwin on this chick and now she’s pregnant.

by Just ah Gie March 4, 2023

Super Secret Alec Baldwin Juice

No one really knows, because it is super secret.

dude, that right there is some super secret alec baldwin juice!

by word=word March 29, 2010

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

by your real nаme November 15, 2021

The Alec Baldwin

While Mastubating, Just before cumming, get your girls attention then turn and blow your load on her.

Dude, why is she pissed at you?!

Well... I gave her The Alec Baldwin! It was Great!

by MadhatterMatador October 27, 2021