by kenzie definitions November 1, 2022
A grocery store chain that sells godawful, horrible tasting cheap food but their customers are 100% either crackheads or people who fucked up and had too many kids. When they say how good the food is, what they really mean is how much money they can save on buying food so they can spend on crack or taking more dick so they can have more fucking kids. Aldi milk tastes like the cow had cancer. Aldi ice cream tastes like a bowl of sad.
"I got a gallon of milk for 49 cents at Aldi" - Jessica
"Yeah that milk tastes horrible, why don't you just buy normal milk?" - Thomas
"But think about all the money i save by buying milk at Aldi!" - Jessica
"You're just gonna spend it all on crack, shut up" - Thomas
"Hell yeah! And thanks to Aldi's low prices i can buy a new crackpipe to smoke even more crack in!" - Jessica
"Yeah that milk tastes horrible, why don't you just buy normal milk?" - Thomas
"But think about all the money i save by buying milk at Aldi!" - Jessica
"You're just gonna spend it all on crack, shut up" - Thomas
"Hell yeah! And thanks to Aldi's low prices i can buy a new crackpipe to smoke even more crack in!" - Jessica
by EggFuYungAtHeart January 25, 2022
An urgent bowel movement. When you need to poop so badly that you disregard the cleanliness of the restroom, even willing to go at Aldi
by Big-pun August 21, 2014
Also see Hitlermart
A chain of German supermarkets, owned by Hitler to infiltrate other countries with the goal of eventually taking over the world.
A chain of German supermarkets, owned by Hitler to infiltrate other countries with the goal of eventually taking over the world.
"Aldi - Where the prices are cheap because we use slave labour and make our products out of concentration camp left overs"
by AngryLiam March 15, 2005
Newly coined politically INcorrect word used in the south of England to describe mentally retarded individuals. ALDI -Adult-with-Learning-DIfficulties.
It is used to attach the stigma of an extremely unpopular "supermarket" to unfortunate individuals who suffer from a mental illness.
Only used by decent people when used to describe Chavs
It is used to attach the stigma of an extremely unpopular "supermarket" to unfortunate individuals who suffer from a mental illness.
Only used by decent people when used to describe Chavs
Idiot Chav 1: Oi Mush give us a box of fags
Decent Person: Get lost ALDI
Idiot chav 1: Hey bob he called me a ALDI!
Idiot Chav 2: Lets get him!
Decent Person: *Pulls gun and shoots them*
Decent Person: Get lost ALDI
Idiot chav 1: Hey bob he called me a ALDI!
Idiot Chav 2: Lets get him!
Decent Person: *Pulls gun and shoots them*
by Bopster December 4, 2006
Aldi is just Walmart but cheaper in literally every aspect. Price, food quality, building quality, the people that shop there. Thankfully, we don't have that shit here in Japan
by Sanae Katagiri March 31, 2022
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