the largest city in the fifth largest state in the union. cut by a river sadly named "Rio Grande" and enclosed the east by a large 10,000 foot mountain range penned "Sandia" or watermelon mountains. containing a large hispanic and native american navajo population.
also known as "The Burque" or "La Mierda" which is spanish for "the excrement"
also known as "The Burque" or "La Mierda" which is spanish for "the excrement"
by Chevy G March 23, 2005
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Albuquerque is the tax dollar wasteland of America. A city that will never be anything but a beanhole in the world.
by Ina Binge November 21, 2006
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noun; a place where drug use, crime, corrupt politics, "latin legislature", atrocious schools, and the most unsafe and inconsiderate drivers converge to live where the weather is nice, everything is dirty and dusty, and state pride is that of any other border town in Mexico; a dump.
noun; a place where drug use, crime, corrupt politics, "latin legislature", atrocious schools, and the most unsafe and inconsiderate drivers converge to live where the weather is nice, everything is dirty and dusty, and state pride is that of any other border town in Mexico; a dump.
by skybum February 19, 2009
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Known for both extremely poor and extremely rich neighborhoods.
The local news is horrible and, recently, bear attacks have pervaded the city's already horrible reputation.
Known for both extremely poor and extremely rich neighborhoods.
The local news is horrible and, recently, bear attacks have pervaded the city's already horrible reputation.
by morejacob October 21, 2007
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by McPoopy February 4, 2005
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we have what we call "hell hour"... about 4:00pm, right before rush hour where the worst drivers manage to merge onto the freeways at once before congestion. crappy ass cars with wire wheels going 80mph about 4" apart. you are lucky if you dont seen an accident happen right in front of you, and gunfire as the result.
we have what we call "hell hour"... about 4:00pm, right before rush hour where the worst drivers manage to merge onto the freeways at once before congestion. crappy ass cars with wire wheels going 80mph about 4" apart. you are lucky if you dont seen an accident happen right in front of you, and gunfire as the result.
by bigdickmike October 3, 2008
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"Ah, I see. I will go look up the lyrics and download the song, then."
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