1 definition by bigdickmike

complete crap town. home to the worst drivers, the worst burritos (unless you know where to get the good ones), and home to worthless filth who beg for money outside just about every store in the west side.

we have what we call "hell hour"... about 4:00pm, right before rush hour where the worst drivers manage to merge onto the freeways at once before congestion. crappy ass cars with wire wheels going 80mph about 4" apart. you are lucky if you dont seen an accident happen right in front of you, and gunfire as the result.
"dude, albuquerque is a peice of shit"

"yeah i know..."

"lets burn this fucker down"

"ok"
by bigdickmike August 8, 2008
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