Albert

a big sexy daddy who i want to marry hes so good at fortnite and is good at everything. I watch him while he takes dumps.

Guy #1- Did you see Albert's huge bloody diarrhea last night?
Guy #2- No dude all I saw was Albert's big juicy abs and his beautiful booty cheeks

by that_cool_stalker_yeeter November 5, 2018

Albert

A smart guy which knows everything

I met an Albert yesterday

by Sikeuletz_14 October 27, 2020

Albert

An absolute idiot who plays roblox and screams very loud his jokes consist as felipe tiffany myumi and cleetus he is known as flamingo on youtube

Albert be quiet im trying to sleep

by Albertzlizard September 19, 2020

Alberter

The term describes something that is absurd and humorous. It is particularly used to make fun of someone by correcting them.

“I’m sorry did you just say alberter?”

by Jack of all trades January 17, 2020

Albert

Cool ass beeto eat ass lives day by day and has a shit dick and hotter

Albert eats booty

by Beeto btw May 1, 2019

albert

a hot sexy dude a little overwight

that kinda fat guy must be a albert because he looks sexy

by 3 guys at a table November 28, 2009

Albert

A calm/chilling guy that people tend to ask his advice and perspective on how to get ladies.
Does'nt seem to need much help but will still ask for some.

hello im albert will you hold my dick for me so i can pee.

by albetheking January 17, 2009