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Alberte

She looks normal at the first sight but when you get to know her, she turns out to be a weird, person. Alberte is perfect if your name is Julius so find you a woman like her(If thats your name)
Julius: OMG Alberte is so perfect. I love her so much.
by Oli the chaotic god September 12, 2019
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Alberte

Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.

She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.

If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.

Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.

Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.

Keep her close to you forever
Boy 1: “I really want to be Albertes boyfriend. She is so perfect

Boy 2: “Yeah… me too!”
by ukendtbruger? November 23, 2021
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Alberte

Alberte is a very mean girl who eats spiders!
Person 1: Did you hear?!
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: Alberte eats spiders!
by iamsocoolcoolerthanu November 8, 2022
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Alberqerqcanoxdawiv

When a man is jacking off so hard to the point where his orgasm goes almost all over the walls.
"God I had the craziest Alberqerqcanoxdawiv last night."
by Ponchos-orgasmsock1 December 24, 2024
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