Albert 

The most perfect guy any girl would ever dream of having in their life. Everything I need, everything ive ever wanted, plus more. No one can ever come close to him.

11:11; "I wish for Albert <3"

Albert by adviento. May 18, 2008

Albert 

an Albert is a hot pc gamer who loves to play infestation survivor stories and everyone loves him.

An Albert is usually seen bashing console fags with copies of Day Z.

That guy is the coolest guy ive ever seen he must be an Albert.

Albert by Snoop Dog69 November 25, 2013

Albert 

N. Slang. An unexpectantly large penis on an otherwise unattractive man. Term most likely originated from the handsome Prince Albert, husband of Queen Victoria, whom was rumored to be very well hung. Not to be confused with the male genital piercing Prince Albert, though the origin is probably related.

"I was surprised, he was short, fat and bald but whipped out an Albert."

Albert by RandomThought November 28, 2009

ALBERT 

Fat fuck that has cancer and laughs at poor kids even tho he is ugly as fuck

Albert is Cancer
Cancer is Albert

ALBERT by BigNegro42069 May 25, 2020

Albert 

A sexy boy with a penis (bulbul) larger then African Americans.He is known to be a wanksta but lovable anyways.He can last up to three hours in bed and make you orgasm in a matter of seconds.If you dont know an Albert then commit suicide.

OMG it's Albert lets sexually invade him.

Albert by a-y wanksta October 26, 2011

albert 

albert - a large sloth like creature that can sleep for weeks at a time. the albert is also the only mamal that has adapted to eating in its sleep .... harmless unless disturbed while eaten... if attacked by an albert your best chance of survival is to tip it over.

a large gassy fart escaped from the albert

the albert said "im stervin"

the albert fair wanted a bite o the manas bum

albert by mookieuk December 24, 2007

Albert 

a complete idiotic asshole

He is such an Albert

Albert by Alican September 9, 2006