1 definition by mookieuk
albert - a large sloth like creature that can sleep for weeks at a time. the albert is also the only mamal that has adapted to eating in its sleep .... harmless unless disturbed while eaten... if attacked by an albert your best chance of survival is to tip it over.
a large gassy fart escaped from the albert
the albert said "im stervin"
the albert fair wanted a bite o the manas bum
the albert said "im stervin"
the albert fair wanted a bite o the manas bum
by mookieuk November 23, 2007