Albe

Men kisser. Will explode your house with a pipe bomb disgused as a star.

If you see an Albe, explode him with the power of your mind. Otherwise he'll find a way to steal your wallet and run away at the speed of light.

Person 1: Dude what is Albe doing on the roof again?
Person 2: Here, give it a second.
Albe: HOMOPHOBIC SLUR!!!
Person 2: Yeah there it is.

by MortemTran April 3, 2023

Alb

Shorthand for Albanian, which is to say a person whose positive qualities far outweigh their bad parenting.

Enri: You see that Alb walk out the cafe?

Gerti: Yeah he must've bought some raki off the owners.

by Erockay January 23, 2020

ALB

Awkward little bean (or Carys)

Person 1 "who is that?"
Person 2 "oh it's ALB!"
Person 1 "what?"

Person 2 "Awkward little bean ! She's adorable"

by Potatocrackhead April 11, 2022

Alb

Alb is a term used to say something is obvious a shorted word for Albert Einstein - LH

Man 1"The Sky is blue "

Man 2 "Alb"

by BaldNap December 20, 2018