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Alastair

A true coward. Weak. Cruel and unfair - often bullies women.
'thank god I'm not like alastair, I'm strong and smart'
by Fples August 27, 2019
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A ginger haired, sex addicted, closet homosexual who enjoys sexual relationships with councillors of the same sex. Enjoys being vindictive and trying to outsmart women. Likes to belittle his partners so that they feel worthless and don't want to leave him. A closet alcoholic who puts his job and money before his own children.
Errrr... There's that Alastair fag again. Look at how fake he is to the outside world. Grub!!!!
by karmagirl321 January 16, 2018
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Alastair is a guy that is really nice, cute, funny, athletic and just really genuine. He is a guy that is very down-to-earth and you can talk to about just about everything. Alastair is a great person that everyone loves and wants to be around. if you find an Alastair, never let him go. Hes perfect!
girl #1: woah hes so perfect! i think im catching feelings-
girl #2: duhh, thats Alastair!
by bilsavocado January 25, 2020
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He loves Fiona, Fiona keeps complaining that his dong is nonexistent. He is also gay and loves brian.
Alastair loves having blowjobs and giving blowjobs.
by oliv oil April 26, 2021
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an extremely romantic gentlemen with an amazing body. will say something along the lines of "i'm jerking myself off so hard, just to see your tiddies because i wanna cum all over them. my hand is moving so fast right now," or maybe something like, "i'm gonna finger you so hard until you scream my name, then i'll pin you up against the wall and cum inside you." such a smooth talker 🥰
person 1: what's your name?
person 2: alastair
person 1: *creams*
by ilovealastair😍😍😍 November 21, 2021
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alastair is so pretty and wonderful! she lightens my day by just texting me. i wish i could tell her i like her but i’m too scared
by am i a star November 23, 2021
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Omg mom I found an alastair. ewwwww
by udhdvardbghjdzf February 15, 2022
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