alastair

alastair is the most kind hearted guy to ever exist. at first glance you may think he’s just a small tried that doesn’t care but really he’s the most amazing and funniest person you will ever meet. he’s not only handsome but funny too, he’ll make you laugh like there’s no tomorrow. sometimes he can be a real softy but doesn’t like to show it much if there’s other people around. you’re one lucky girl if you date alastair, he’s BOYFRIEND MATERIAL. he makes everyone feel good and make sure everything is perfect. he puts other people first and will always check up on you no matter what time of day it is. his eyes are blurry than the sky, i could get lost in them if i stare any longer. not only is he all this but he’s got a pretty big pipe too ;). over all he’s just everything amazing. i love alastair

alastair is so perfect

i love alastair

by notonelie2 October 13, 2019

alastair

ginger. often has a fondness for sheep.

alastair has very ginger hair. have you seen that sheep he's been chasing lately?

by roo23 December 19, 2008

alastair

A short douchebag.

That guy is such an Alastair!

by Raaaaandom December 30, 2015

Alastair Aiken

He plays fortnite and makes clickbait.

WHATS UP GUYS! ALI-A HERE! AND YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST FOUND IN FORTNITE: BATTLE ROYALE!!!!!!!

Alastair Aiken

by VolTixDoesTingZ June 4, 2018

Alastair Sullivan

The man that has a very nice butt pickin hand. I’ve seen him do it in grade 4.

Alastair Sullivan! Stop touching my chaud with your butt pickin hand!!

by AJwylie February 17, 2021

Alastair Wright

amazing in every single way girls go mental when they see him. He also resembles a celery stick.

GIRL: WOOOOOOOW hes so hot must be an Alastair Wright

by gigglemyshniggle April 28, 2011

alastair wood

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids

alastair wood get away from hose kids

by Uncle Jimmy July 11, 2016