1 definition by karmagirl321

A ginger haired, sex addicted, closet homosexual who enjoys sexual relationships with councillors of the same sex. Enjoys being vindictive and trying to outsmart women. Likes to belittle his partners so that they feel worthless and don't want to leave him. A closet alcoholic who puts his job and money before his own children.
Errrr... There's that Alastair fag again. Look at how fake he is to the outside world. Grub!!!!
by karmagirl321 January 16, 2018
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