Alaska

Alaska is amazing, she is so gorgeous, sweet, intelligent, beautiful,funny and such a loyal friend. She loves family and friends, her friends she treasures and spoils with her hard working money. She is a true best friend. Get someone like her. Although many people dislike her as she speaks the truth and says it how it is. She is very unclear about feeling and doesn’t like sharing them with people. She feels as if people always leave, and has trust issues but she is sexxy.
She is not a country she is an Alaska
by Yo-yo-how March 26, 2018
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Alaska

A realm in between this dimension and a plane of existance filled with pure destructive horror. This other world shall be known as PlaneX. This fissure in the space/time dimension wall is the source of all negative thoughts, emotions and consequently actions. The lack of light for extended periods of time and frigid temperatures have been attributed to the off kilter rotation of the earth in relation to the sun. It is in fact due to the contamination of being in contact with PlaneX emanations for long periods of time. The effects of these emanations do not spread equally across distance but rather in a seemingly malificently intelligent manner. Further research is being conducted. Any trip to alaska is highly advised against.
"Its been a shitty day alaska's really fucking with me."

"Alaska told me to..."
-a quotation from a psychotic man caught genetically enginering an army of super squirrel children hybrids
by Dustin n Leo May 20, 2008
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Alaska is, indeed, America's Hair Flowing in the Wind.
by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009
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Alaska

A person (who may be male or female) who is deeply impulsive, and will act entirely on a whim. They probably smoke, and are pretty unpredictable. Often veer between being the life of the party and silent and thoughtful. Have a brilliant taste in literature.

For more, see Looking For Alaska by John Green.

DFTBA
1: Who's that diving into the lake?
2: That's Jay, she's so impulsive.
1: Dude, she is such an Alaska.
by Rhetorikally September 26, 2010
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Alaska

Anal Sex.

It is dark, damp, muddy, and everyone wants to go there once, but once you've been there, ....
My girlfriend finally let me to go to alaska, but I don't think that will be happening again.
by Damn Right1111 August 28, 2012
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The worst state in the United States. Most people who live here are: 1. Born here and never move. 2. Are forced to live here either because of the military or because they are under 18 and have insane parents who make them live in this shithole. Most people walk around carrying a gun and spouting how they think alaska's "LIKE TOTES AMAZING AND WE CAN LIKE SHOOT EVERYTHING AND ITS LIKE 40 DEGREES BELOW ZERO BUT ITS LIKE TOTAL PARADISE! OMG LIKE TOTALLY!!!"
Alaska is the worst place ever.
by Invader Rose Tyler March 06, 2013
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The nickname for a sexy, auburn-haired, tall, long-legged, big-breasted woman. She knows what she wants in a man and it's a tall, broad-shouldered, masculine man, with a great cock which she loves sucking for hours and he knows how to make her come like no one else.

Alaska is hilarious and has a laugh like an angel. Alaska's laugh can make a grown man have an erection just by hearing it.

Alaska is a rockstar.
Check out that Sexy-Ass girl at the bar.

"What up, Alaska?"

"I wanna slap your ass, Alaska!"
by Oakland|Boston November 07, 2016
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