your wife/girlfriend/booty call asks you to wake her up the next morning (or you decide it's time for her to get up), and when the time comes you silently perch over her, masturbating furiously until you bust in her face. also known as the wank-up call.
by timousine October 15, 2008
An act usually performed on females, but can also be performed on another male, that involves beating the individual about the mouth and cheek with ones cock to wake them up from sleep.
by Pugh April 21, 2005
When you are awoken by your partner giving you oral sex a few minutes before your actual alarm goes off.
I had to wake up extra early for work, fortunately my girlfriend was up early and she woke me up using the alarm cock.
by C Rizzle3 March 18, 2017
An unusual form of alarm used to wake one up in the morning,provided by males, usually used on females (some exceptions may apply) that may cause either intense pleasure or discomfort, depending on the user and alarm. Please note that this device does not work when the alarm is under the age of 12 or above the age of 60. One method to remedy this situation for those above the age of 60 may be a little blue pill that can be provided by your local doctor.
Batteries not needed.
Batteries not needed.
by chocolatesa August 15, 2003
by Smilebeats March 06, 2015
that sex dream i had last night was so hot, unfortunately it was cut short by my alarm cock right before I was able to cum in Betty White's tight asshole.
by iwannafuckbettywhite July 29, 2013
Andy: Why are you up so early, Eric?
Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
Eric: I got fucking alarm cocked again, this is the third time this week.
by Collard Greens November 11, 2013