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Alarm Cock
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The act of waking up your
girlfriend
or wife for
morning sex
before her
alarm clock
goes off.
I
woke up
my wife
with the "Alarm Cock" for a
quicky
before she got up to get ready for work.
by
JBirch82
July 19, 2012
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