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Alarm Cock
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The
act
of waking up your girlfriend or
wife
for morning sex before her alarm
clock
goes off.
I woke up my
wife
with the "Alarm
Cock
" for a quicky before she got up to
get
ready for work.
Alarm Cock
by
JBirch82
July 19, 2012
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